Even if you had gone ‘one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor’ on Sunday night, you still wouldn’t have found this Monday as bad as it was for me today.
I had work to do! Can you believe it?! The utter unfairness of it all!
I could twist The Lord’s Prayer and ask the Almighty to ‘Give us this day our holiday. Do not bring us to a Monday, but deliver us from this evil day’ – but I have done enough sins already to last me another lifetime in you-know-where, so I refrain.
P.S: So what did you learn from this? I could be too busy to blog, but never ever busy enough to stop cribbing about a Monday. Ever. I mean, it’s a part of life, innit?