I’m not exactly the brightest crayon in the box¹.
Not so long ago, I thought Paris Hilton was a posh star hotel in Paris, France. I came to know later that it was a person. I then conveniently assumed that the hotel belongs to the lady. Apparently, it doesn’t.
In my defence, even Albert Einstein² would’ve had his ‘doh’ moments and I’m no exception. And I never said I was an authority on Paris or Hilton or Paris Hilton or Hilton, Paris.
 – If you rightly thought so.
 – Yes, when I get tired of comparing myself with Kafka, I go with Einstein. Regular people just don’t work for me.