To all you schmucks standing in front of the coffee-dispenser:
If you’ve taken your coffee, GET THE HELL OUT! It’s a 4ft by 7ft room and you’re not exactly as small as a mosquito (although, I wouldn’t put it past you to be a bug), so do us all a favor and leave!
And for godssakes, pick a biscuit soon. It’s a biscuit, not a million dollar house you’re thinkin’ of buying. Jobless as you are, did you have any idea that other people might actually have work to do? Or did you think we would take our coffee and join you in being a schlub?
Ofcourse, above all this, when someone says ‘Excuse me’, MAKE WAY!! How dumb are you, anyway?!
When will the world be rid of morons? Seriously, when?