Rant

It’s easy to get irritated and angry.

It’s very very difficult to get un-irritated and un-angry after you’ve become irritated and angry.

A chocolate would have helped. But some people do not have that luxury.

A day off from work would have helped too. Again, ain’t gonna happen for some.

At least, a small hope that the next day won’t be as bad would have helped.

But what do you do when you know today was just the beginning and tomorrow is gonna be worse?

P.S: My spinning wheel is not working right now. Will spin the story in my next post. Hopefully, that is.

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Spin me a story…(Part 1)

It’s difficult to write for children. Trust me, it is. I don’t know what hit me this morning but I just thought of writing a bedtime-story-for-tiny-tots kind of story – and for the world of me, I couldn’t! You know the ones with animals and far away kingdoms, with a moral at the end of each story – no siree, not me. We’ve gotten so entrenched in our everyday life and it’s reality that it takes a huge effort from our side to imagine a completely different life and time (where animals talk, carpets fly and Gods have a weird sense of humor), and make an interesting story out of it without our sarcasms, without any judgemental lines, just pure entertainment and a lesson-learnt message at the end. (And that was a really long sentence I just wrote! What’s wrong with me?!!)

Nevertheless, I’m going to try –

Let’s do it one at a time then – first my characters: I need
– at least one monkey to act all goofy – the fun part. He might also become my hero in the last chapter
– a prince and a princess for all the mushiness
– two peacocks ‘coz they’re so beautiful to hang around with
– a herd of elephants, so the princess and the **cough** prince won’t feel she’s fat
– one donkey to make fun of…er..fool of, too
– some doves to denote love and peace and all that crap
– a flying carpet (I love ’em!)
– an elf who makes shoes at night (sounds familiar? just keep quiet will ya?)
– one nasty villian who keeps saying ‘Mogambo khush hua’ everytime something happens. The good part is, his name won’t be Mogambo. Muahahahaaa!
– an old witch with straggly white hair, no teeth and sitting at a spinning wheel. (Yeah yeah, I’ve read Sleeping Beauty, so?)

Now for the story line: I dont want a love story. I dont want a villain-kills-parents-so-take-hero-takes-revenge story. I want something fun. **thinking**

Ok..thought enough..here goes…

Once upon a time in a far off land, there lived a monkey. He was a happy monkey, doing monkey things, eating monkey food and living with other monkeys. He lived in a forest near a big kingdom ruled by a young prince. He cannot be called king yet ‘coz ‘king’ doesn’t quite sound as romantic as ‘prince’. So he was a prince. And he was handsome. And unmarried. And in a nearby kingdom lived a beautiful princess who was conveniently ruling over her kingdom in the absence of her parents who had died 10 years ago. (Author’s note: I don’t need to parents and parents-in-law – too much complication, keep it simple.)

The prince used to correspond with the princess regularly using her doves and his peacocks. The peacocks couldn’t fly very well, but they helped by bribing the donkey to carry the message to the princess. In return, the peacocks used to hang out with the donkey thereby making him look cool among other donkeys. All was well with the two little kingdoms with their love stories, animals and other people.

But one day, there came a man at the door of the prince. He was shabbily dressed, hair unkempt and looked emaciated. (Author’s note: Kids should learn new words). He had a curved stick in his hand, much like what Moses was carrying in the animated ‘Prince of Egypt’ movie and a rolled up bundle under his arm. The rule at the prince’s palace was to welcome any guest and treat them well. So the ministers and the others took the man inside, cleaned him, clothed him and gave him food to eat. But all the while, the man never let go of his stick and bundle. This made the Prime Minister get very suspicious about the contents of the bundle. So before leaving for the night, the PM kept a window open in the room given to the man. He would come a bit later in the night and see for himself.

The royal clock struck 12. Actually, the tiny guard moving the gong struck 12. All was quiet and silent at the royal palace. The Prime Minister, dressed as a common man, came to the window of the man’s room and peeped in. It was dark inside, the candles were not lit. Once his eyes got adjusted to the darkness, the PM saw a very strange scene. He stood rooted to the ground and watched the macabre unfold in front of his eyes.

And thereby hangs my tale… will get back to it in my next post.

Spelling Bee

I used to think I was good at English spelling. Until I saw the 2006 National Spelling Bee contest. 90% of the words, I couldn’t even pronounce, leave alone spell! The kids taking part were no older than 14 or 15 and my god, they were amazing! And I still, for the world of me, don’t know how they could spell a word that’s pronounced ‘sittacism’ correctly as ‘psittacism’ (the silent ‘p’!!!). I’m guessing there are some rules for the way words are spelt based on their language of origin and the phonetics. The only other explanation can be that these kids have a dictionary-loaded microchip embedded in their brains that lets them do all this. The first seems more plausible, doesn’t it?

The words were amazing too. I haven’t come across these words in my Oxford dictionary (that I used to read a dictionary for time-pass is a totally different story), but I have a feeling if I go back and check now, I might just find them **shrugs**. I’m glad GRE doesn’t test on spelling. I had trouble with the words even otherwise. I also had trouble with the analytical and quantitative sections, but that’s beside the point anyway.

The contest was won by a 13-yr old who got her last word, ‘ursprache’, right. When I first heard the word, I thought this is it, she’s finished. Well, she proved me wrong (like a lot of people do so very often). To see the other words that she got right: Click here

I was really in awe of all the participants in the contest. I know it takes a lot of hard work to get there and I’m happy for them and their proud parents. For an English fan like me, more specifically for a person who goes to Dictionary.com at least 20 times a day – this was absolutely mindboggling.

So, here starts my quest to learn how to spell. Better late than never, no?

Oh, BTW, I got 2 words right: ‘izzat’ and ‘kundalini’ – they had a Hindi and Sanskrit origin you see. 😉

To a good samaritan

Scene: Busy traffic junction. Vehicles whooshing past red lights. In other words, a typical Indian traffic signal junction. It would be suicidal to even BE on the roads.

A well-dressed guy (by the looks, a software engineer) holding the hand of a really old lady (by the looks, a poor beggar) and taking her across the road on a zebra crossing. Took her the whole way to the other side and then crossed back to catch a cab/auto to his workplace.

I don’t know who he is. But whoever he is, he did a really really cool thing.

To you, stranger-who-helped-an-old-lady-cross-the-road: Way to go, dude! It could be a trivial thing for you, but it would’ve meant a lot to that old lady. You probably saved her life by helping her out on that road today. And I know she would’ve blessed you with all her heart. And that is one of the best kind of blessings you can ever hope to get. Feel proud. And blessed.

Humanity is still around, you know. It’s not completely wiped out. Yet.

The flower and the bee

The little flower said to the bee,
‘Oh, how you buzz away, always so free.’
Said the bee to little flower blue,
‘I’m never free, I have work to do!’

‘But you’re still not tied down,
To the hard earth so brown!
Up, up and away you fly
Reaching high to the deep blue sky.’

‘Ah, but that is far from true,
My dear little flower, so blue –
I can fly high on a day so sunny,
But come down, I must, for your sweet honey!’

You can take the kid out of kindergarten, but you cannot take kindergarten out of the kid.

Changes

I’m tired of this template for my blog. So me going to make some changes.

If you find queer things or misplaced things or a completely messed up place, please adjust! I’m not that dumb usually, but it happens sometimes. Like a great soul once said, some people have the ability to mess up anything and everything. I know that person was definitely talkin’ about me.

So do come back after a while – at least to tell me if my new template can stay or not.

P.S: If, even after a week, you find the same template, blame Garfield. Seriously, that cat is having a very very bad influence on good girls like me. It’s as if being lazy is the latest fad or somethin’! **shakes head** It’s hopeless, I tell you.

P.P.S: Long P.S eh? Yeah, I do things like that. **shrugs**

Live Update: So far so good. I could do better with the title. Looks downright crappy. Oh BTW, from now on, site best viewed on resolution 800×600 and above. Like it matters! 😛

Update 2: Check out my new Calvin and Hobbes font for the page header!!!! Awesome! I love it. 🙂

Update 3: Ok, I’ve done something wrong. That much I know. Wanna see something weird? Click on ‘Comments’ and see the crazy sized font that appears! Or you could click on something in ‘Calvins Desk’ and see the old template show up! Yikes! Man, I got work to do… oh, just found another one – check out the really old posts around March 2006 – resolution does matter you know, I take back what I said in Update 1. **shoulders slumped**

Update 4: Hopefully this is the final update. 🙂 I’ve done what I could. I’m thinking of outsourcing the acceptance/unit/system testing to you, my dear readers! So please feel free to break my page 😉 Any comments/suggestions most welcome (for once!). You think I should increase the font size for the posts? I don’t want to be the reason why you had to start wearing spectacles you know. :-