Did you hear the joke about the vampire? It sucked!
Bouquets for my jokes (or joke-telling abilities) may be directed to the ‘Comments’ section. Brickbats may please be directed back to wherever they came from.
If you want to make matters worse, you can also check my Yahoo! 360 blog (yeah, I got two of ’em, as if the damage done by one is not enough – there is just no limit to insanity in this world, people!) and take part in a completely useless, nonsensical, time-pass poll! Exercise your franchise – TODAY! Or never. Whatever.