A letter from Santa


Found C n H treasure on the internet. Not going to divulge it to anyone. MUAHAHAHA!!!

Source: Internet (but, ofcourse!)

Note: Don’t ruin your eyesight (or what’s left of it) trying to read from the image – that’s just namesake (uppuku chappani types). All the text in the image is given below. You’re welcome. πŸ˜‰

A letter from Santa

My hands were all shaky,
My face had gone pale.
A letter from Santa
Just arrived in the mail!

It was hand-written
In old-fashioned ink pen.
It was handsomely printed
And dated twelve ten.

“Dear Calvin,” it said,
“I’m writing because
This year I’ve repealed
My ‘Naughty/Nice’ laws.”

“So now, I urge you:
Be vulgar and crude!
I LIKE it when children
Are boorish and rude!”

“Burp at the table!
Gargle your peas!
Never say ‘thank you’,
‘you’re welcome’ or ‘please’.”

“Talk back to your mother!
Don’t do as you’re told!
Stick your tongue out
At your dad if he scolds!”

“Drive everyone crazy,
I really don’t care!
Act like a jerk,
Anytime, anywhere!”

“I’m changing the rules!
The BAD girls and boys
Will be, from now on,
The ones who get toys!”

“Good little kids make
Me sick, it’s no joke.
Sincerely, signed Santa.”.
..And then I awoke.

I hate being good
(or trying to fake it).
Six days until Christmas!
I don’t think I’ll make it.

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7 thoughts on “A letter from Santa

  1. C’mon help me here. I spend money on C & H books. I already paid for “Lazy Sunday Book,” “Calvin and Hobbes Magical world,” and “The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury.”

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  2. Truly yours – Did you spend anything on ‘Homicidal Pshycho Jungle Cat’? πŸ˜‰

    Manoj – Iyoo! en ipdi kenjareenga.. **like Ramya Krishnan in Thanga Vettai** sollatumaa? sollatumaaa? πŸ˜‰

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  3. Gotcha. After googling, I found the link too. And manoj even a nice interface would be to install konfabulators (Yahoo widgets). They have a widget for C & H.

    priya: TBtttttttttttttttttttttt………..

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  4. See, as simple as Google.

    Learning good habits from Calvin. Next time you should try that on your manager at work. Works wonders! πŸ™‚

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