Something’s wrong with me.

There, I said it. A lot of you must have been thinking the same ever since you set mouse on my blog, I know. But why am I realizing it so late? Because November 8th was my blog’s second birthday and I knowingly missed it because I was too lazy to write anything up. Not that I’m tired of milestones (definitely not that, ‘coz I so totally am not!), but something’s happening around me that just doesn’t want me to write. So what do I do? Analyze what makes me write and what makes me feel like tearing up this blog if I could -

What makes me write -

- Impending deadlines at work which will cost me my job if I slipped
- Lots of work at home which needs to be taken care of
- Absolutely nothing interesting happening around me
- Lack of motivation
- A broadband connection that refuses to work when most needed
- When there is no electricity at home and the emergency lamp doesn’t work
- When there is no electricity at home, the emergency lamp doesn’t work, I’m out of candles and the laptop’s battery is dying

What makes me not write -

- No or less work at work
- No or less work at home
- Basically just lots of free time on my hands
- Things happen, like blog birthdays and Diwali
- Friends, colleagues and blog-readers ‘requesting’ me to write
- I sit in front of the laptop, notepad open, fingers poised to type out my magnum opus
- New movies are released which I would love to rip apart without even seeing just because it has Shahrukh Khan looking like an 80yr old man with a 6 pack abs.

See what I mean? Now do I dare give you all false hopes that I will scribble something less nonsensical next time?

Something’s wrong with me.

P.S: Other Me says ‘Hey!’. Other Me also says if I don’t write anything on Prose and Verse soon, she’ll kick my backside to oblivion and take over my life completely. I have to admit, I’m tempted to have someone takeover my life.

P.P.S: Happy Second Birthday, Thought Process! Wish you many more such milestons, and may you bring lots of fame and money to your blog author.